The Join Lily of Switz got Lazy 467 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed population of 8.203 billion Join Lily are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 26.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Join Lily economy, worth 273 trillion Join Lilies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 33,336 Join Lilies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Adultery has been made a capital offence, a cyber-war between file sharers and the music industry formats hard drives across the country, teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath, and builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force. Switz got Lazy 467's national animal is the Join Lily, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Switz got Lazy 467 is ranked 159,224^th in the world and 3,353^rd in Suspicious for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 484.71 on the Gilded Widget Scale.